Hipsterpotamus

 

Bright and Early Curly Wurly

Chorleycakes

Sir Barrington Chorleycakes

1512 – 1574

Knight of the Garter, Baronet of Thruxdale, High Sherriff of Thruxton Chase and surrounding hamlets.

Privy Counsellor, Star Chamber Member, Order of the Wet Nose, Minder of the King's giblets.

Lagoon Crocodile (Danger In The Shallows!)

The Lagoon Crocodile of Scoffer's Island. Responsible for the losses of three pack mules, the ship's cat and the bosun's left foot.